Batten down the hatches. The period tracker app warns Day 1 is imminent. I am packed and ready. Four boxes minimum of super plus tampons, two boxes of basic liners, simply to serve as warnings, not expected to actually absorb the tsunami, and a packet of the biggest liners on the market, for night-time. The dark chocolate is put on the grocery shopping list. The first aid box is checked for Panadol Night and Neurofen...