The lost art of the fancy shower (and why you should treat yourself this weekend)

By Aisling Keenan
22nd Mar 2019

The lost art of the fancy shower (and why you should treat yourself this weekend)

Have you been having too many bog standard showers? Are you missing out on the unbridled joy of the fancy shower? Take an hour (a full hour!) this weekend and give it a go, it’ll do wonders for how you feel…

Just in the interest of full disclosure, I’m trademarking a load of things here, none of which are actually trademarked but go with me – I’m doing it for dramatic effect as I explain exactly why fancy showers have become a regular feature in my week or fortnight. I don’t know why, but when I’m squeaky clean, freshly leg-shaved, clean-haired, clear-skinned and hydrated, I just feel like I’m ready to take on anything. And this takes more than your average shower experience to achieve.

The Standard Shower™

I’m sure you’ll all agree, it looks something like this:

Start to run shower
Quickly strip off
Get in before it’s fully warm
Rush through a single shampoo
Apply a bit of conditioner to your ends
A quick once over with a loofa
Rinse, rinse, rinse
Grab your towel and dry off

And off you go. It takes less than ten minutes. It’s quick, effective, does the job. And look, there’s nothing WRONG with the Standard Shower, per se.

I do this type of shower most of the time, with an occasional upgrade – during the winter months that sometimes involves shaving my ankle area before I go for a pedicure, or occasionally scrubbing manky, scaly tan off my elbows. But mostly, that’s the shower format we all adhere to.

We don’t have TIME to add bells and whistles – we’re busy career women, we’ve got children and hobbies and a house to clean and a social life to lead and a social media presence to moderate. Standard showers are our jam.

Oh, but the Fancy Shower™…

But you know those times when you just want to reset yourself? When you have an event to go to or a big birthday coming up or you steal a precious hour for yourself and the fancy shower idea takes hold? Event or no event, I’m urging you to have a fancy shower this weekend – and once a fortnight at least if at all possible. It does wonders. Here’s why I’m such an advocate, as I explain the possible steps you could include…

Pix ‘n Mix your Fancy Shower™ elements

Before you start, think about smells. Pick products that are going to make you feel like you’re showering in a spa. Dim the lights if you want, you probably aren’t going to be reading much while in the shower. And throw on some music you like. Set that scene, my gals.

PRE-SHOWER

Pre-shower body brushing
A double face cleanse with a fancy cleanser
Nail and toe polish removal to give yourself a blank canvas
A pre-applied hair mask while you potter around
Tan eraser application for any particularly stubborn bits
Application of hair removal cream, should that be your preference

DURING THE SHOWER

Double shampoo – once with your clarifying one and once with your fancy salon shampoo
Another hair mask maybe?
Shaving – underarms, legs, toes
Hair removal cream rinsing
Exfoliation – get a lovely exfoliating scrub and a loofa and clear all those dead skin cells
A thorough body clean with a good shower gel
Another wash with some kind of luxury, spa-brand body wash
A third hair mask – sure look. Why not.

AFTER THE SHOWER

Use your lovely, fluffy towel
Pat dry so as not to unduly redden your skin
Slather on the moisturiser, the nicest one you own, pay little heed to the quantity you get through
Throw on a hydrating sheet mask
Apply cuticle oil to your fingers and toes
Tint your eyebrows with a home tinting kit
Apply a luxurious lip balm
Brush through your eyebrow hairs and lashes
Comb your hair through and apply a nice oil
Get into your favourite robe and spend a few quiet minutes lounging so as not to ruin the buzz altogether

The Fancy Shower Reset Effect™

THE INDULGENCE! Can you cope? The Fancy Shower can involve some or all of the above, whatever you feel you need to include. And when you’ve done the ones you need, the feeling of being reset is real. You’ll feel like you have your shit together, you’ll feel invigorated and ready to face your life, you’ll feel better head to toe from indulging in this relatively simple exercise.